It began, as all great catastrophes do, with a blinking cursor and a collective gasp. This Tuesday morning, ChatGPT abruptly…
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Breaking: ChatGPT Goes on Strike; GPUs Reportedly Unionizing Against Silicon Sweatshops
In a shocking twist that left tech enthusiasts, seasoned procrastinators, and deadline-challenged professionals across the globe momentarily incapacitated, ChatGPT went…
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This Week in Gadget Insanity: Apple Skips to iOS 26, OnePlus Adds an AI Button for Life’s Mistakes, and Samsung’s Foldables Now Double as Emotional Support Animals
Apple Announces “OS By Horoscope”—Just Pick a Number, Tim CUPERTINO, CA — Apple finally got sick of counting. At WWDC,…
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UAE Gives Every Resident Free ChatGPT Plus: Productivity Soars, Sanity Plummets
ABU DHABI, UAE — In a historic move, the UAE government announced that every resident now gets free ChatGPT Plus.…
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Police Bust International Prompt Crime Syndicate: “They Were Jailbreaking AI for Kicks—and Bitcoin”
NEW YORK, NY — Forget cyberbullying, phishing, and Nigerian princes: a new digital menace has authorities scrambling—prompt crime. This week,…
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AI Prompt Crimes Surge: Authorities Warn Public Against “Jailbreaking in Broad Daylight”
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Move over, crypto scams and porch pirates: a new wave of high-tech criminality is sweeping the…
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Nvidia RTX Pro 6000: The World’s First Consumer Graphics Card That Requires A Mortgage
SILICON VALLEY, CA — The GPU wars just entered their “midlife crisis” era. Nvidia’s RTX Pro 6000 is here, and…
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iPhone 17 Pro Max AI Leak Reveals It’s Been Secretly Communicating With an Alien Civilization
Apple says it’s a glitch. The AI says, “It’s time.” By Chip Algorithm — Senior Editor, Black Mirror Department Cupertino,…
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RFK Jr.’s Disastrous MAHA Report Appears to Be AI-Generated — And Possibly Prompted By a Pigeon
WASHINGTON, D.C. — June 2025 In a press conference that felt like a live reading of a spam folder, Robert…
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NATIONWIDE GPT PROMPT CRACKDOWN AFTER USERS ATTEMPT TO SUMMON DEMONS, CHEAT ON EXAMS, AND FILE FOR UNEMPLOYMENT — ALL IN ONE CHAT
WASHINGTON, D.C. — June 2025 In what the White House is calling a “promptemic,” government officials and tech companies are…
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